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israelmekaniko:

• Magnanakaw:  Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!
• Magnanakaw 2:  make suko, we made you napaligiran!
• Impeachement trial: You are so asar! I’m galit na to you
• Raliyista:   Let’s make baka, don’t be takot! Don’t be sossy, join the rally!
• Newscaster:  Oh my gosh, I have hot balita to everyone!
• Pasahero:  Sir, payment!
• Pasahero 2:  Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!
• Customer:  Pa-buy ng water, yung naka shachet! (ice tubig)
• Karpintero:  Can I hammer na the pokpok?
• Pornstar:  Ay grabe so cold naman here! Standing ovation na my boobs!
• Pari: You’re so bad, see ka ni God!
• Tsismosa 1: I was like this, he was like all that, and I was like what’s your problem? 
• Tsismosa 2: OMG that is like sooo sad!
• Magtataho:  Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’ll make it with extra sago!
• Bumibili ng taho: Iis it sarap? Pwede pa-have?
• Pulubi:  knock knock, pa-beg!
• Janitor: ekkkk! kill the ipis, please don’t step on it ha, I don’t like to feel the sound!

Panalo ‘to! Hahahahaha! :))